Pretty Glad Brotherhood

[basil]

Now this is some weird shit. I think this is a first - an unprovoked, first post meltdown.

I come across this site back in March,

gawdam ah kin heer tha hillbilly akcee-unt kumin owta mah mawnitur frahm a-way ovah hee-ur in Texis!!!

Well now we move somewhat toward an understanding - the pore lil fucker's family tree don't fork more'n 'bout once't.

decided to sign up as I've belonged to several forums over the years, and since I signed up I pretty much forgot about it until today.
I've been enjoying Cigars for the past 30 years or so, but recently due to health issues Id rather not discuss, ,

Oh fuck that! I'll discuss 'em! What? Lobotomy? Your nuts never dropped? Full 'tard resulting from the unfortunate union between your mother and anonymous barnyard animals? C'mon you fucking pussy, tell us so we can tell you how much we don't give a rat fuck because a psycho fucking lowest-IQ-and-still-sitting-upright poster child like yourself understands zero of how the world really works, not because you can't but because you don't want to because the real world fucking freaks you out so bad you wake up in piss soaked sheets every fucking morning before you get up and console yourself with badboy posts on forums you have no interest in, know nothing about, and haven't been kicked off of yet.

decided I would see if I could find some interested aficionados to discuss some of, or possibly all of my inventory. ,

Discuss your inventory? That'd be over at the Feces, Fantasies, & Fetishes website you stupid fuck.

But today, as I read through the threads that are posted by either new members, or any members for that matter, offering anything other than the stuff you can get from Cigars International, Holt's, or one of the major on-line discount houses, they have been attacked beyond belief, for what? because some of you have been ripped off or scammed? You know, I understand that, but why not dig a little deeper, give someone a chance to prove themselves, ask for them to work with you and find a way to confirm the authenticity of the offerings. But I see due to the narrow mindedness of the so called " Senior Members " here, they're are tormented and run off. You have someone offering to help you with something that is indeed hard to get, especially the real deal... so why do you insist on keeping your little brotherhood of dumb asses to a minimum and not allowing some new people on board that could indeed turn out to be genuine Cigar Lovers looking to help out others out, or land something in trade that could help them.

This is indeed, a sad sad bunch of fellow conasours....

Wow. Help and offerings. From no less than the likes of you. Junior, you are one fucked up little pathetic piece of nothing shit.

I feel like I'm looking at a dead two-headed cat preserved in a big jar of formaldehyde. Pretty freaky, harmless, entertainment value - about 10 seconds.