I was crying!! That was soo funnY!!!
I was crying!! That was soo funnY!!!
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
Hilarious!
Older than Jesus but still pretty funny.
Wow, thats about all i got to say.Wow
Mark 8:36
Yeah..... I have seen first hand two fairly mature bucks fighting, it's downright scary
There is NO FRIKIN WAY I want any part of that.
Deer are best "harvested" from a minimum of 20 yards away![]()
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
A 300 lb. man with quick reflexes and strong arms might be able to keep himself from being skewered and thrown through the air.
Pound for pound of muscle, most animals are approximately 2-3 times as strong as humans. Problem is, they're all muscle.Chimps are regularly recorded dead-lifting 600-800 pounds on a pull handle using one arm. The same article estimated that gorillas can probably sling around 1600-2000 pounds without breaking much of a sweat. I personally saw one stretching a radial tire on a rope like a rubber band with his hands.![]()
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
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