Sammis, come over here and don't pee on my leg.

[sammis]

Hi there Mr Santa Sir

I've been a realy good boy !! I have no idea what you are talking about, the last time I pissed on someone was just last... well nevermind about that

These days, I find myself enjoying a fuller cigar along with some nice Single Malt Scotch, long walks along... oops, nevermind

Tell you what Santa, whatever you think is good is good for me!

sammis

So mister computer geek, mister weight lifter, mister better not piss on my lap, what from Best Buy's discount bin can i get for you? Where in Ybor is Carmen Sandiego, Oregon Trail #2: The Donner Party? Maybe some used Under Armour with pit stains? Come on, what is on your list? Oh, and before we get too far, their is this question on where you werew good or not...I dont know, something I need to ask to appease the lawyers.

[Secret Santa]

full bodied cigars and whiskey huh? What am i going to do with all of the Barbie Dolls i just ordered!

[Secret Santa]

I dont know what it is with hardware stores these days, but no one carries charcoal past Halloween! WTF! Well, I've just about finished my Plan B shopping so I'll be sending the elves your way on Monay.

[sammis]

Hi Santa,

Well no need to throw away the Barbie Dolls, I have plenty of Nieces and Nephews

Looking forward to seeing your sleigh heading my way

[Secret Santa]

Sammis, you'd better have Beer and chips waiting for me, cuz I'm on my way!: 0403 3105 4900 1805 6821

[sammis]

Wow, Santa!!

Thanks for the Cigars and Scotch. Very nice combination, you must have peaked into my humidor and scotch cabinet to see what I didn't have!