Well, it's too late now.

Blitzen took off with the sleigh, said something about Maria Shriver, a ball gag, a flogger and some lingerie.

I think he was headed your way, he kept singing "I'm going going, back back, to Cali Cali" but he could just be a Notorious B.I.G. fan.

Eitherway, he dropped something that looks like a tracking number: CX249421843CA
Santa uses Canada Post occationally for ordering in a few *ahem* tools. You should be able to check it out there.

Let me know when it shows up and if it's covered in KY or anything worse I'll have to give him a beating, although he may enjoy that.