Well, well, well...looks like one of my secret service elves came back from Jersey with a black eye and a broken arm, not good. I afraid this will put you on the naughty list, so therefore I had to just send you my left over nubs. I'm sure you will enjoy them with the Maddog 20/20 I sent, I hope grape is your favorite flavor.

I will be sending the medical bills to you asap for one of my best elves. The bill will be sent priority mail as the hospital put a lien on the sleigh until the bill is paid in full03006000000136258831.

I look forward to your quick response.

Santa