Who's next on the list....Derivation

[Secret Santa]

Well, well, well...looks like one of my secret service elves came back from Jersey with a black eye and a broken arm, not good. I afraid this will put you on the naughty list, so therefore I had to just send you my left over nubs. I'm sure you will enjoy them with the Maddog 20/20 I sent, I hope grape is your favorite flavor.

I will be sending the medical bills to you asap for one of my best elves. The bill will be sent priority mail as the hospital put a lien on the sleigh until the bill is paid in full03006000000136258831.

I look forward to your quick response.

Santa

[derivation]

I got the package yesterday... and WOW. Thank you so much Santa. I'm going to have some great smokes keeping me out in the cold, and something nice to drink and unwind with as soon as I come in.

[Secret Santa]

I hope you enjoy!

Santa must thank you. I did get a bottle for myself, and you have opened my eyes to a new delicious surprise. I hope you enjoy the sticks!

Merry Christmas, from my family to yours.
Have a safe and happy holidays.

Santa HOHOHO