Welll, Well, Well, Mr. JFellows

**Secret Santa** · 11-17-2008, 08:04 AM

I've been waiting a long time to get me some revenge for this little gem:
http://www.cigarsmokers.com/showpost...&postcount=270

The comparision you've made is not particularly flattering young fella, and I gotta tell ya, no one at the North Pole laughed, well maybe one or two elves, but I handled that quickly. So tell me, what do you wish I'd put in your stocking this year?

**JFellows** · 11-17-2008, 11:30 AM

I'm sorry you interpreted my analogy in such a manner; I meant it only as a compliment to your prodigious facial growth.

Now that I'm on your good side again...
I'm an equal opportunity drinker and smoker, though I'm partial to whiskey (Irish or bourbon) and tequila, and cigars of thinner (PC, panatela, lancero, or even lonsdale) vitolas. Really, though...anything would be fantastic!

**ashauler** · 11-17-2008, 11:46 AM

ROFLMAO.....I remember that post, hilarious.

One of the best in the alpha shit thread imho.

**Secret Santa** · 12-10-2008, 11:48 AM

Mr. Fellows,
After some strenuous lobying by Mrs. Claus (which has yet to be explained to my satisfaction), a package has been dispatched via USPS. I hope that you enjoy its contents in good health.

Merry X-mas,
Santa

**JFellows** · 12-12-2008, 05:37 PM

Holy shit.

I don't mean to brag, but...

Not only did my Santa absolutely NAIL my favorite size, he knocked off MULTIPLE cigars from my wish list and included an amazing variety of blends.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!