Death, Destruction, and Chaos? Hmm, Santa might be able to accomplish that. Let me see how much ammo I have left for my BFG.......O. You've now upset Santa. You know its not everyday someone asks for something that I get to have fun doing. Ahh, I was really excited there for a second. No White Owls for you now!

Hmm, Scotch you say? Dont know if I have any of that left around here, between me and those damn elves drinking all my boze, Im not sure if I have any left or not. How about wine for you and the misses? Anything particular kind you like? Or some Apple Jax shine, I'm pretty sure I have some of that around here. Those damn elves cant handle that stuff so I'm the only one who drinks it.......and seeing as Im still alive I doubt I drank all of what I have. But I'll see what I can dig up scotch wise. Why not shoot me a PM so those nosey cheats on here cant see it?

History buff, eh? Ive been around so long, I could tell you some history. You wouldn't believe the stories I have to tell.......then again Im not too sure I believe them anymore, what with all the boze Ive drank over the years an all. Ill look around, see what I have. Never now what you'll find up here in the north pole. Might be able to find a prehistoric snowball or at least one that was around during the revolutionary war.