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[Secret Santa]

Ha, it be Friday night and Ol' Santa here is still at home for some reason and not out with the snow bunnies. Must be something wrong with me or something. Then again, Im not too sure I want anything to do with the snow bunnies round here. But on to business Lopaka.......

I have finished shopping...er....ahem, I mean the elves have finished "making" your gifts......ah shite people still dont believe I make all this stuff do they? Anyways, I have finished shopping for/making your gifts. I'll leave it up to you to decide which you want to believe in. Either way me and my sleigh will be visiting you soon........then again I may just use the USPS and be lazy about it.

[Lopaka]

I'll warn the Post Man.

[Secret Santa]

This package be en route!

[Lopaka]

Santa,

The USPS elf left the gift for me and I can say is WOW. Thanks Santa, I'll try and not get too slooooooshhhed tonight.

Lopaka

[Secret Santa]

You don't want to know what I had to go through to wrestle that bottle away from those damn drunken elves of mine! They've drank the north pole dry already!

Enjoy and Happy holidays to you and your family!