With oil prices being what they are today, I had to burn a bunch of these grubby childrens' letters to stay warm. I figured the closer to the equator they came from, the hotter they would burn. I'm making some hot cocoa over your letter as we speak. I probably should have read it first.

So what interests does the man who has it all have(and by "all" I mean all of these fine BOTLs here)? Any particular cigars you fancy(none of those Torano dog rockets count). Beer? Rum(of course you like rum)? Books? Movies? Music?

You're originally from Brooklyn correct?

Come warm my lap up and tell good 'ole St. Nick what floats your boat. If you don't come up with some good answers, I'll just have to send you a box of "It's A Girl" smokes.