Hi Satan, er, Santa,

Hmm, what do I like, I tend to go for medium bodied dark... hmm, with my wife looking over my shoulder it's hard to complete that thought....

Let's try again, the last one I enjoyed was a nice thick one, in a nice dark oily looking wrapper... nope, not good either.

The last cigar, yeah, that's more like it, the last cigar that I lusted after was a Cerberus or was it the Defiance, no maybe the Soprano's line is more suited to my evil ways.

Well, gotta run, clowns'll get me.