I'm humbled to be considered their best costomer, but really, you need to check on some of your elves! I must admit though, some girls are having to work harder for their college tuition then before. I would be very interested in what kind of music that Santa listens too. As for cigars, I'd love to sample what Santa smokes. I like full bodied cigars and whiskey or rum form any and all countries. I especially would like to try one of the maduros from a specific country south of miami. All in all, a taste for your favorite music and cigars would do me fine.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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