Cook recipe - Turkey in whiskey for Christmas

[ppovar]

INGREDIENTS:

- 1 Turkey of about 4 kilograms

- One bottle of good whiskey

- Some bacon stripes

- Olive oil, salt, pepper


Step 1: Fill turkey with bacon and olive oil. Tie and add salt and pepper


Step 2: Get a bit of whiskey for the wait.


Step 3: Pre hot oven to 180 degrees for 10 minutes


Step 4: Get another bit of whiskey as the turkey needs 45 minutes in the oven.


Step 5: Put the turkey in the oven


Step 6: Wait 30 minutes (need another bit of whiskey)


Step 7: Setthe phermostat at 150 bbdegreeees and wait enti minits


Sdep 8: Get adoder glas'o wisky


Sdep 9: afer som while oven the open andad some wisky to de turky and meself


Sdep 10: burn youhand wen clossssing ovin sheeeeeetssccorch


Sdep 11: Ged'ome fuckin'ice for'e'hand and wisky of glas


Sdep 12: et som chupitos until turkyyyyyy is ridy


Sdep 13: Get the turky from ovin an drop it, use dissshtowel topush it to a plate


Sdep 14: Brekyourneck ssssssliping nde grease


Sdep 15: Trrrrry to ge'up without le'ing go botle, afer many try decide to sssssstay in the flor


SSSsssdep 16: Hurrythebottle an drrrrrag youself to bbbbbed

Step 17: Wake in the morning, get 2 coffees, pick up the turkey from the floor, the bottle, clean and turn off oven

[Rmac58]

[DeeDubya]

Good one Pablo. I came real close to having that experience myself yesterday. It didn't hit the floor, I saved it. Those teflon roast pans are slick and the rack skates around like Mao Asada.

[ppovar]

Good one Pablo. I came real close to having that experience myself yesterday. It didn't hit the floor, I saved it. Those teflon roast pans are slick and the rack skates around like Mao Asada.

Where you following the turkey that was skating around the house?

The recipe says "whisky"...

[logan37]

At first I thought the typos were were mistakes you made translating from Italian to English. A few lines later, I finally got the joke. And it made me laugh quite a bit. Thanks Pablo

[ppovar]

At first I thought the typos were were mistakes you made translating from Italian to English. A few lines later, I finally got the joke. And it made me laugh quite a bit. Thanks Pablo

Glad you enjoyed it

[DeeDubya]

Where you following the turkey that was skating around the house?

The recipe says "whisky"...

I was following the "Wild Turkey".