Tornado of Teeth
"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
Jerkface
I didnt vote for him
The older I get ,the better I was
Yeah
I did write in Chuck Norris for my local representivite. No one can stop Chuck Norris, not even a filabuster.Originally Posted by kevin7
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
Senior Member
Well, we have Arnold in politics. Why not Chuck?
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
Yeah
What a team that would be.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
Senior Member
I always write myself in for VP. I just think it is funny that somewhere there is a list with my name on it once.
Jerkface
Chuck Norris has been dead for 2 years but the grim reaper is scared to tell him
Most people pee their name in the snow,Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete
The older I get ,the better I was
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