LOUISIANA (AP) -- The mysterious tremor that was felt throughout the south this morning turns out to be a package from the direction of South Carolina. Early reports confirm that a package of gifted cigars struck a specific target in a residential neighborhood. No casualties were reported, but heavy smoking is expected to continue throughout the evening and weekend as a result of this explosion. While no one has stepped up to take full responsibility of sending this package, the intended recipient has a pretty good idea who it was. The target does need to find a new house, though, as his is now leveled to the ground.

Dennis, that was a very kind gesture, brother! I really appreciate it! THANK YOU!!!!!