Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
How about you and I just meet in the game room for a smoke Mark?

I'm gonna be adopted soon so it's all good.
Sure, just put the ashtray right there in the middle of the poker table. If a cigar rolls off onto the felt, that's OK. The beer fridge is there in the corner. If you don't like what's in there I'll run down to the store while you two pick through my sticks.

I have the adoption papers ready. Are you a pedigree?