These are my 2 personal Humidors.

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Forgive me for addressing your issues like a man Kevin.

That is fucking awesome. Nearly as good as your dumbass tagline.


Judging by what you've posted here so far, one can guess that:

1) Any of the humis pictured are for sale - even your "personal" ones. None of them are being used.
2) Looking good is very important to you
3) Your wooden ashtray is impractical because the grooves for the cigars probably won't accommodate a cigar (I'm just going by the 4x4 tiles in the background - could be wrong) and because it's made from wood (well, it probably won't like burn up, but I'd rather have crystal or stainless. Please don't post pics if you've made any out of these materials).
4) You buy your cigars straight out of Cigar Aficionado. Or rather, other people tell you what you like.
5) You blow your own horn. A lot.
6) You have a sense of entitlement that will get your butt pounded and thrown out of here faster than you can say megalomania.
7) and a few other things that just smell funny and cause others to not want to trust your motives.

Just try being honest and post your link in the retail section and then stfu and read more and post less. Nobody who's been here long is gonna gush over your mechandise. And nobody hates you either. You'd have to matter first, and you don't. Like Johnny Cash said to Rodney Crowell once when Crowell was newly wed to Cash's daughter and showed up drunk at some family function: "Son, I haven't even known you long to miss you if you were gone."

Oh yeah, I am positive that you don't have enough fuzz on your nuts to back up your strange little "gangsta woodworka" shit talk, so brace yourself junior.