my wifes gonna kill me

[superman78]

hey guys im looking for a product that when my wife comes home i dont hsave to hear,stop smoking those in the house,any suggestions would help,or i might be single and wont have to worry about it

[cigarsarge]

I use 1000 MPH duck tape. Takes hours for her to work it off.

[superman78]

do i need to ball up a sock and shove it in her mouth first or blindfold her?

[Iced T]

I've never heard of 1000 mph duck tape. Maybe 100 mph duct tape... It sounds better though!

[ggiese]

I use 1000 MPH duck tape. Takes hours for her to work it off.

ROTLMAO!!!!

Now, where do you get that stuff at...

[QuietC]

maybe get one of those air purifiers, Ion i think is what it's called

[Buhz]

An air ionizer (or is it atomizer ?) usually does the trick when the lady of the house expresses concern. I've also found that Febreeze works on those occasions you streak with your smoke through the house to grab the phone.

I'd hit the local home depot or such place and ask them, they might be able to help without breaking the bank.

[Roham]

Ya, I think Radio Shack, or Circuit City or whatever it's called now, has them.

[cigar no baka]

I use 1000 MPH duck tape. Takes hours for her to work it off.

Best laugh I've had today man, thanks!!!!

[mglantz]

Get yourself an effusion lamp. One of the best devices a cigar smoker can have. Sure solved my indoor smoking problems big time.

[PetersCreek]

I smoke outside...or at the open garage door. I'd much rather have my wife in the house than have a cigar in the house.

[CoventryCat86]

Good divorce attorneys can be found for a bargain.

[PetersCreek]

Good divorce attorneys can be found for a bargain.

Riiiiight. "Divorce" and "bargain" don't belong in the same sentence unless "is no freaking" falls in between.

I upgraded to Marriage 3.0™ just over a year ago. It's new, it's improved, and it's much more user friendly. As long I hit the right keys and don't load the program down with garbage it should plug on for many years with no fatal errors.

[superman78]

what does the lamp do exactly,how much? thanks

[superman78]

shes pregnant cat,so it wouldnt be all that cheap at all,thanks though you seem like a real caring guy

[mglantz]

what does the lamp do exactly,how much? thanks

The effusion lamp burns alcohol based fragrances but not in the ordinary manner. The lamp is filled with the fragrance and a wick inserted. The top of the wick is attached to a small round stone. You light the stone, let the flame burn for a few minutes and then blow out the flame. The stone then remains at 140 degrees without using a flame by way of a catalytic process. The fragrance is drawn up the wick to the stone and then evaporated very quickly. The scent moves through the room like wildfire and kills any cigar smell (any smell) extremely quickly. It covers a wide area too.

The lamps range in price from $18.00 to $65.00 depending on the size and how fancy it is. There are dozens of available fragrances for it. Since I got mine, my wife doesn't complain at all about my smoking indoors. I will admit: however, that I have a unit in my living room wall that pulls smoke out of the room but that doesn't help the smell any. I just ordered another lamp for my office which is in my home and sees a fair amount of cigar smoking.

If you don't want to spend a bunch of money, you can also get an Arango Tobacco Candle or a Lord Byron Smoker's Candle. They are only $6.50 a copy and do a good job. I hope some of this helps.

[cigar no baka]

Well I used to smoke in the house, and just ignored my wifes complaints, but then we started to try to sell our house. We got comments back from people seeing it that it smelled like smoke - go figure - so we had to sanitize our friggin house and now I smoke outside at Starbucks or inside at my local Smoke shop. God do I hate the smoke nazis.

[superman78]

my girl just went to work,im im smoking the edge and it smells just fine to me