my wifes gonna kill me

[cigar no baka]

I use 1000 MPH duck tape. Takes hours for her to work it off.

Best laugh I've had today man, thanks!!!!

[mglantz]

Get yourself an effusion lamp. One of the best devices a cigar smoker can have. Sure solved my indoor smoking problems big time.

[PetersCreek]

I smoke outside...or at the open garage door. I'd much rather have my wife in the house than have a cigar in the house.

[CoventryCat86]

Good divorce attorneys can be found for a bargain.

[PetersCreek]

Good divorce attorneys can be found for a bargain.

Riiiiight. "Divorce" and "bargain" don't belong in the same sentence unless "is no freaking" falls in between.

I upgraded to Marriage 3.0™ just over a year ago. It's new, it's improved, and it's much more user friendly. As long I hit the right keys and don't load the program down with garbage it should plug on for many years with no fatal errors.

[CoventryCat86]

Riiiiight. "Divorce" and "bargain" don't belong in the same sentence unless "is no freaking" falls in between.

I upgraded to Marriage 3.0™ just over a year ago. It's new, it's improved, and it's much more user friendly. As long I hit the right keys and don't load the program down with garbage it should plug on for many years with no fatal errors.

LMAO!!

[grand cru no 2]

Riiiiight. "Divorce" and "bargain" don't belong in the same sentence unless "is no freaking" falls in between.

I upgraded to Marriage 3.0™ just over a year ago. It's new, it's improved, and it's much more user friendly. As long I hit the right keys and don't load the program down with garbage it should plug on for many years with no fatal errors.

Fuggin' A right! Still costing me a fortune and there were no marital asset disputes!

[superman78]

what does the lamp do exactly,how much? thanks

[superman78]

shes pregnant cat,so it wouldnt be all that cheap at all,thanks though you seem like a real caring guy

[Kenyth]

Sit next to a window. Put a box fan in the window pointing outside. Let the fan exhaust the smoke for you!

Personally, I smoke outside, in the garage, or in the basement. I don't like stale smoke in the house either.

[superman78]

yeah outside is fine now ,but im yhinking when theres a foot of snow and its 10 degrees im not going to want to be out there

[ggiese]

yeah outside is fine now ,but im yhinking when theres a foot of snow and its 10 degrees im not going to want to be out there

That's what I bought a big 'ol torpedo heater for!!!

[CoventryCat86]

shes pregnant cat,so it wouldnt be all that cheap at all,thanks though you seem like a real caring guy

Child support guidelines are set pretty much by federal mandate these days so the fact that she's pregnant is acutally irrelevant at this point since it's water under the bridge.

[mglantz]

what does the lamp do exactly,how much? thanks

The effusion lamp burns alcohol based fragrances but not in the ordinary manner. The lamp is filled with the fragrance and a wick inserted. The top of the wick is attached to a small round stone. You light the stone, let the flame burn for a few minutes and then blow out the flame. The stone then remains at 140 degrees without using a flame by way of a catalytic process. The fragrance is drawn up the wick to the stone and then evaporated very quickly. The scent moves through the room like wildfire and kills any cigar smell (any smell) extremely quickly. It covers a wide area too.

The lamps range in price from $18.00 to $65.00 depending on the size and how fancy it is. There are dozens of available fragrances for it. Since I got mine, my wife doesn't complain at all about my smoking indoors. I will admit: however, that I have a unit in my living room wall that pulls smoke out of the room but that doesn't help the smell any. I just ordered another lamp for my office which is in my home and sees a fair amount of cigar smoking.

If you don't want to spend a bunch of money, you can also get an Arango Tobacco Candle or a Lord Byron Smoker's Candle. They are only $6.50 a copy and do a good job. I hope some of this helps.

[superman78]

thanks for the info ill look into the lamp