Yeah, now see there lies the problem. Your cigars wouldn't fit in the humidor. We'd have Padrons and Padillas laying all over the house. "Oops, I just stepped on sombody's Partagas 150." The dog would be chewing on OpusX's and we'd have to grind up some of the Fuente's for flowerbed mulch. It would be a mess, you and your cigars. George might adopt you?