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    I'm trying that right now, but I haven't gotten further than chasing the cow with a bucket. Seems that she's a little apprehensive about me holding the bucket back there.

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    Is goat piss a good substitute? I sometimes drink a mix of goat piss and gasoline to get me motivated in the morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    Is goat piss a good substitute? I sometimes drink a mix of goat piss and gasoline to get me motivated in the morning.
    I don't really know for sure, but I don't think it would hurt anything. It may, in fact, impart a pleasant "barnyard" smell to the cigars. I would suggest you try it with a smal bundle first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeDubya View Post
    I'm trying that right now, but I haven't gotten further than chasing the cow with a bucket. Seems that she's a little apprehensive about me holding the bucket back there.
    Maybe your reputation precedes you?
    Equality is not seeing different things equally. It's seeing different things differently.
    - Tom Robbins

    - Like I needed you to tell me I'm a fucking prick . . . Did you think you're posting some front page news? I am a fucking prick . . . - MarineOne

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    Quote Originally Posted by basil View Post
    Maybe your reputation precedes you?
    Well this is the only "stump-broke" cow I've got. We've known each other for a long time. I don't understand her acting like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeDubya View Post
    Well this is the only "stump-broke" cow I've got. We've known each other for a long time. I don't understand her acting like this.
    Hmm... Bonafide Boomer - I think I'm starting to understand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelby07 View Post
    Hmm... Bonafide Boomer - I think I'm starting to understand...
    mmmmmmmmoooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeDubya View Post
    mmmmmmmmoooooooo
    That's what she said!

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