Newbie - cigar rescue

[basil]

That has to be the funiest picture. Just thinking about it makes me laff.
I have some freinds that would do that for real.

Glad you enjoyed it. How about an intro?

Thanks.

And, those little red lines underneath some of your, ah, words? That means you're spelling's for shit. You're on your own for the grammar. Well, that's a lie. Keep it up and I'm sure someone will step up and help you out.

I doubt if you have friends who blow up their faces. So, what's all the leg-humping about?


ETA: Also, to everybody, I just want to be clear on the fact that not everyone in Texas has a stump-broke cow.