If you're going to be our friend, you need to get off those dadgummed macanoodles... Friends don't let friends smoke macanoodles...

But seriously - if those are your current choices for cigars, you've got only one direction you can go at this point - straight up! I could make suggestions, but I would strongly suggest you find yourself a good tobacconist at a well stocked local shop to help you on your journey. As they get to know you, they will know what you like/dislike and will steer you in the right direction.

As far as this community - you're going to find that some suggestions will be brilliant, while others will be "what was he thinking?" The more you try, though - the more you'll lock in on what you like.

...and I'm glad you recognize ball busting for what it is. You've won half the battle already!!!