Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka
My most recent dream? Well, my stepson came home and I told him I was turning his damn cel phone off till he stopped acting like a major league asshole. We got into it and he punctuated the discussion by punching me in the nose. I called the cops and four large burly officers showed up and used his weeny ass as a hacky sack after he got smart with them. Then they arrested him.

Why? They're ENTITLED to all those goodies - cell phones, video games, TV, Internet, cars... And who are you to tell them they're not!!! How DARE you turn off his cell phone!!! Are you out of your friggen mind!!!

Your job is to go out and buy and pay for that stuff for them - and not bitch about it - they don't want to hear it!!!

Can you tell I also have teenaged children and I'm a little cynical?