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    Yeah thats it . . . spray yourself with body spray so you smell all nice and pretty before going home to your roommates. Be sure you have clean underwear on and your breath is fresh too.

    WTF is up with your roommates? Do you pay rent? Do you pay the bills too? And you said you are not smoking inside. Next thing they are going to say "B!tch, go make me turkey pot pie!"

    I agree with CCat and the others - GET NEW ROOMMATES/FRIENDS
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaewing
    Yeah thats it . . . spray yourself with body spray so you smell all nice and pretty before going home to your roommates. Be sure you have clean underwear on and your breath is fresh too.

    WTF is up with your roommates? Do you pay rent? Do you pay the bills too? And you said you are not smoking inside. Next thing they are going to say "B!tch, go make me turkey pot pie!"

    I agree with CCat and the others - GET NEW ROOMMATES/FRIENDS

    Damn thats funny, I wouldn't use Axe body spray if my life depended on it, but my girly-man stepson douses himself in it and smells like a cheap New Orleans whore. Good old deodorant is enough for me.
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    If your roommates are FEMALE, extremely hot and putting out on a regular basis then by all means find some method of getting the smell off of you. Otherwise BE A FUCKING MAN!!! Tell them to go screw themselves!

    Just my .02

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaewing
    Yeah thats it . . . spray yourself with body spray so you smell all nice and pretty before going home to your roommates. Be sure you have clean underwear on and your breath is fresh too.

    WTF is up with your roommates? Do you pay rent? Do you pay the bills too? And you said you are not smoking inside. Next thing they are going to say "B!tch, go make me turkey pot pie!"

    I agree with CCat and the others - GET NEW ROOMMATES/FRIENDS
    yeahpot pie sounds good get your ass in the kitchen j/k
    I drink a great deal.I sleep a little,and i smoke cigar after cigar.That is why i am in two-hundred percent form
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaewing
    Yeah thats it . . . spray yourself with body spray so you smell all nice and pretty before going home to your roommates. Be sure you have clean underwear on and your breath is fresh too.

    WTF is up with your roommates? Do you pay rent? Do you pay the bills too? And you said you are not smoking inside. Next thing they are going to say "B!tch, go make me turkey pot pie!"

    I agree with CCat and the others - GET NEW ROOMMATES/FRIENDS
    I agree with these guys. the correct answer is .

    Unless getting laid is involve, tell these guys to kiss your ass....and if getting laid IS involved...I don't want to hear about it.

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    alright... in all honesty- its my parents that i am scared about

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    Quote Originally Posted by spncr2006
    alright... in all honesty- its my parents that i am scared about
    i do understand that, though. i was the same way in high school with cigarettes. just give yourself plenty of time to air out and keep some febreeze in your car. if they ask, just say some of your friends were smoking. how old are you, anyway?

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    In which case you: A) Are too young to be smoking anyway, B) Need to tell them that you are smoking because you are now a man and can tell them these things C) Change parents D) Move out.

    Good luck.

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    Well, that's more understandable. With that said, be warned, it's almost impossible to completely remove the smell of smoke from yourself to the point where a non-smoker in close proximity won't detect it.

    Your best bet is still to wash your hands/face, air yourself out on the drive home, and apply febreeze.

    Your next problem will be that they are suspicious of why you reek of Febreeze.

    All in all. Your best bet is honesty if you're 18 and to not smoke if you're underage.

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    I wholeheartedly agree with Kenyth. (And I don't mean it in a patronising way!!!!). You can either do as described above which in my mind will completely ruins the whole point of smoking a cigar (which is, after all, to relax) or tell your parents.

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    Do you even drive Spencer? At no point did I see that stated. I think everyone is assuming it
    "smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
    and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud


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    Quote Originally Posted by spncr2006
    alright... in all honesty- its my parents that i am scared about
    That is so cute

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    If your roommates are FEMALE, extremely hot and putting out on a regular basis then by all means find some method of getting the smell off of you. Otherwise BE A FUCKING MAN!!! Tell them to go screw themselves!
    ROTFLMAO!
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