Ruined smoking experiences

SFG75 · 06-28-2005, 03:52 PM

Ever have a great cigar but have the whole experience ruined by another factor? Perhaps the weather? I was enjoying a wonderful CAO Brazilia this weekend and had the experience ruined by the most obnoxious relative that I have. I can't stand him. I hate the guy, I pray every night that he'll get "T-boned" by a big rig or something.

Do share if you know what I'm talking 'bout Willis.

**MMAB** · 06-28-2005, 04:13 PM

I have countless times where a cigar has been ruined by the weather. Literally.

Some people think I'm nuts, but I know otherwise. Anytime I light up in adverse weather conditions, rain, high humidity, cold weather, etc. that will throw a cigar's flavor off for me and I know why but I won't go into it.

Give me a cool to warm day with little breeze and low humidity. That's a good cigar day weather wise.

On the other angle, yes, I can be out on my porch enjoying a smoke and someone from the neighborhood drops by that I don't particularly care to see and I have to listen to his stories and his damned vocabulary which seems to use the "F" word every fourth of fifth word. WHAM! The cigar is ruined. I actually counted one night how many times he used the "F" word in a five minute period and the count was about sixty seven times if I recall. I mean I say

too, but not like this guy. I mean

, it IS a word but

why use the

ing thing so

ing much!?

SFG75 · 06-30-2005, 12:22 PM

On the other angle, yes, I can be out on my porch enjoying a smoke and someone from the neighborhood drops by that I don't particularly care to see and I have to listen to his stories and his damned vocabulary which seems to use the "F" word every fourth of fifth word. WHAM! The cigar is ruined. I actually counted one night how many times he used the "F" word in a five minute period and the count was about sixty seven times if I recall. I mean I say

too, but not like this guy. I mean

, it IS a word but

why use the

ing thing so

ing much!?

O.k., so perhaps I don't have it as bad as you.

What a great story!.

**grand cru no 2** · 06-28-2005, 04:15 PM

I posted a possible reason for a strange smoking experience in a thread on cp:

Smoke Inconsistency

**Kenyth** · 06-28-2005, 04:29 PM

I'l bet those smokes taste a bit tang-y!

**Drake** · 06-28-2005, 04:42 PM

i've noticed a slight feminine type smell in certain brands of cigars. and others have agreed with me. has anyone else ever noticed this? i hope that video isn't why.

**MMAB** · 06-28-2005, 06:07 PM

OK....ahhhh.......hmmmmmm

Let's say that the camera was a hidden security camera and.......naw...no, no, no

That was staged! Unless...well....there was this TV show a while back. A documentary on sick things that employees did to food at restaurants, etc. They covered EVERYTHING you could think of, except chicks sticking cigars up their vagina. They showed guys pissing in ice machines (not graphically) a guy shitting in a big pot of soup, kids spitting and blowing their noses on pizza. You name it.

Then their was this one woman. A bartender. They had her on video tape making drinks then spitting into them and then serving them to the customers. She did this repeatedly! When they confronted her on this, and the producers actually interviewed her and had her on tape on the show admitting to this, she said she did it only to the really hunky, handsome guys that she liked (!!!!!). She said that it was her "love juice" and that by doing that it would make them like her more.

Maybe this pooch stuffin' chick had the same idea but better. I don't know though. It seems there's so much stuff on the internet like this that's staged. Might be legit. Stupid chick (?) Wonder what the manager got after he bagged her? Still entertaining!