Ruined smoking experiences

[MMAB]

I have countless times where a cigar has been ruined by the weather. Literally.

Some people think I'm nuts, but I know otherwise. Anytime I light up in adverse weather conditions, rain, high humidity, cold weather, etc. that will throw a cigar's flavor off for me and I know why but I won't go into it.

Give me a cool to warm day with little breeze and low humidity. That's a good cigar day weather wise.

On the other angle, yes, I can be out on my porch enjoying a smoke and someone from the neighborhood drops by that I don't particularly care to see and I have to listen to his stories and his damned vocabulary which seems to use the "F" word every fourth of fifth word. WHAM! The cigar is ruined. I actually counted one night how many times he used the "F" word in a five minute period and the count was about sixty seven times if I recall. I mean I say too, but not like this guy. I mean , it IS a word but why use the ing thing so ing much!?

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On the other angle, yes, I can be out on my porch enjoying a smoke and someone from the neighborhood drops by that I don't particularly care to see and I have to listen to his stories and his damned vocabulary which seems to use the "F" word every fourth of fifth word. WHAM! The cigar is ruined. I actually counted one night how many times he used the "F" word in a five minute period and the count was about sixty seven times if I recall. I mean I say too, but not like this guy. I mean , it IS a word but why use the ing thing so ing much!?

O.k., so perhaps I don't have it as bad as you. What a great story!.