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    provide cigars for all the scout masters. While he was preparing the Acids and Lars Tetens....

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    he accidentally inhaled and contracted the most awful of flavored cigar diseases, death that spreads to all others in the world via zombification...
    "If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

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    Realizing he didn't have long to live, he grabbed one of the boyscouts by the lapel. He then proceeded to...

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    tie his neckerchief in fashionable knot. Once completed, he realized that the knot was entirely....

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    ... too tight. Looking up, he noticed the advanced level of asphyxiation was causing...
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    ....him to poop his pants. Then, everyone died.


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    Lmfao.......the end!!!

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