Financial Tips

[heftysmokes]

Financial Tip No. 1- Don't look for financial advice in a cigar forum.

Financial Tip No. 2- While cutting your meth with baby formula may yield a higher quality product, the added expense just isn't worth it...it's fucking meth! Go as cheap as possible; use talcum powder. It looks great and is way cheaper. Better yet, go designer! Cut with tang for citrus-y good geeter or try Crystal Lite in your crystal: berry, melon, lemon, all kinds of super flavors for the kids!

[cinda]

Financial Tip No. 1- Don't look for financial advice in a cigar forum.

Darn wish someone would of told me that sooner. Five years wasted ..

[Smoked!]

How on Earth did I miss this?

This is just nuts, furbee. Your compounding lab privileges are suspended permanently.
Now, back slowly away from the beaker, and no one gets hurt...

(Don't think for a minute that my pals at Methodist in Park Slope aren't on to you.)

[MarineOne]

Financial Tip No. 2- While cutting your meth with baby formula may yield a higher quality product, the added expense just isn't worth it...it's fucking meth! Go as cheap as possible; use talcum powder. It looks great and is way cheaper. Better yet, go designer! Cut with tang for citrus-y good geeter or try Crystal Lite in your crystal: berry, melon, lemon, all kinds of super flavors for the kids!

Baby formula? Tang? Crystal Light? Regular talcum powder?

Try generic baby powder instead. Not the Johnson & Johnson stuff, but I'm talking about the crap you get from like the "Benjamin Franklin 5 and Dime" or the more well known "99 Cents Only" stores. It comes with a special added ingredient, melamine, and you don't cut into your profit margin as much.

And if you want flavor, grind up one of those Acid sticks and drop it in.


-K