Some tips for you

[Bluesmudge]

Well, I'm glad you are here to tell me this.

Seriously, this is the kind of stuff you tell your friend who is smoking his first cigar, not the kinda stuff you tell a bunch of guys who already know what they are doing. If I wanted to know how pick out a cigar I would have asked, or just used the search button.

[MarineOne]

Seriously, WTF. Am I picking out a cigar or looking for a ripe melon at the market?

Perhaps tomorrow we can cover the days of the week.

Hmmm ... I was thinking we could start a little slower with how the fuel gauge in a vehicle works, then we could work up to numbers on a clock, and then finally days of the week.

Pop quiz would be the number of eggs in a carton, but we throw in different carton sizes so that comprehension of the topic material is achieved.

Un-frickin-believable. This post is so "Hewkd un fonnicks es werkin fer mi".



Kris

[bigwhiteash]

Damn you guys are harsh!

[Shelby07]

I have a lamp that doesn't work. It's plugged in and everything. Somebody said I need to change the bulb, whatever that means. Can you help?

[denver24]

I have a lamp that doesn't work. It's plugged in and everything. Somebody said I need to change the bulb, whatever that means. Can you help?

Did you pinch the bulb? Check for discoloration? Did you lick the bulb to check for bad taste?

[Eville]

I have a lamp that doesn't work. It's plugged in and everything. Somebody said I need to change the bulb, whatever that means. Can you help?

No idea what that is, but I hear it takes at least 3 Irish guys to do it.

[CoventryCat86]

[great garbanzo]

I dunno, personally I'd like to thank Leena for the tips.....A public service as it were.

Next time I buy a box of cigars on line...oops "are it on lie" Some basic tips when you want to buy a cigar are it online or at a cigar shop. I will check the firmness and the wrapper color of the contents prior to hitting enter on my order, even tho I am 800 miles away from the online retailer and the box is wrapper in cello.........yeah that's it. Maybe I can talk the lovely young ladies that take my JR order into running down to the football stadium sized humidor and pull out a box of El Cruditos and check for me.

Hey Coventry, nice car, I have an 87, my go to car for long rides with a cigar..can't beat the mix of Connolly and cigar