Quote Originally Posted by MarineOne View Post
Dammit, I missed the pissing contest. That's really messed up. So what's a mofo gotta do to be added to the list? Why can't I be part of the in-crowd? Peer pressure is such a bitch these days.


I'll go cry in the corner and molest myself until I make baby Jesus cut himself with a razor.
Ok, I give this one 0.5 douchenozzle stars out of five. Kinda tactless & (agreed) maybe trying a little too hard after the "people are quoting me thread".

Quote Originally Posted by MarineOne View Post
Nah, cuz the next thing you know he'd be selling "Coffee Beans Gone Wild" or some shit on DVD. Now if you want REAL customers, the gay albino Swedish midget donkey porn is what really sells.


-K
This one is slightly better. Like the "coffee beans gone wild" part, but again on the second part WTF. 1.5 douchenozzle stars.