It's Hot Chocolate time again!

[badwhale]

Dammit, I missed the pissing contest. That's really messed up. So what's a mofo gotta do to be added to the list? Why can't I be part of the in-crowd? Peer pressure is such a bitch these days.


I'll go cry in the corner and molest myself until I make baby Jesus cut himself with a razor.

Ok, I give this one 0.5 douchenozzle stars out of five. Kinda tactless & (agreed) maybe trying a little too hard after the "people are quoting me thread".

Nah, cuz the next thing you know he'd be selling "Coffee Beans Gone Wild" or some shit on DVD. Now if you want REAL customers, the gay albino Swedish midget donkey porn is what really sells.


-K

This one is slightly better. Like the "coffee beans gone wild" part, but again on the second part WTF. 1.5 douchenozzle stars.

[MarineOne]

Actually its a running office joke here on the FOB that I'm stationed, and it take a little explaining.

We got ahold of some infrared gun camera footage last year of three Iraqi men and a donkey. Man "A" held the donkey by a rope while man "B" sodomized the donkey. Man "C", upon hearing the disturbance, peers at the activity over a mud fence, shrugs his shoulders, and continues on his way. This is how we got the "gay donkey porn".

Because the images are white hot (meaning the hotter the temp the more it turns white) this is how we got the "albino". The soldier that brought it in had a Swedish name and was rather short. This is what finished off the midget and Swede references.

I know, I know .... its just one of those "had to be there" things.