The only thing I can think of after seeing that post is that one scene in Knocked Up - "He gave you a box?"

You can season it all you want, but then you'll just have a humid box. See if you like smoking first, then buy the accessories. It's kind of like buying all the spandex, helmet, clip shoes, and other annoying bike stuff, then saving up for that $7,000 Pinarello. And then telling people that on a Cannondale forum.

But hi! How's it going?