I'm very impressed with your cigar board background! Wow! You've been around for QUITE a long time! Welcome!

That being said... For someone with so much much experience, I'm astounded at your reaction to your own faux pas. C'mon - seriously - you cannot see that you have the social graces of an elephant on this board?

Frankly - I'm shocked and appalled that you are shocked and appalled.

BTW - how's your eBay rating before I bid any more?