1. My car had a flat tire this morning as I was walking outside to leave for work.
2. Got a ticket at 7:29 am (25 on a 20. school zone).
3. Computer completely crashed after 5 minutes at work.
4. My boss decided to take the day off and passed on all his appointments/meetings to me
5. Found out I cannot graduate (masters degree) in May so I have to push it back to July.

Any suggestions as to what might happen on the way home or the BS I will have to put up with from the wife unit? Place your bets.

I will log back on tonight from my porch with a cigar and tell you all about it.