Misbehaving marine mammal mauls me

[craig]

So, I was innocently returning home from work when a shaped charge stashed between the screen door and my front door suddenly detonated. Luckily the city had delivered new green bins today, and they took the brunt of the force.

(Digression: what is it with trash these days. I've got blue bins, black bins, special bins for yard waste, special containers for batteries, and now green bins for organic waste and beige pails for kitchen waste. I got a freakin' owner's manual this time. Anyhow ...)

Thanks Will for your kindness. Very cool ashtray. :-)

Cheers,
Craig.

P.S. I haven't been on much at all recently because I cancelled my home Internet service. (I'm writing this on my phone.) I've also spent most of the last three months getting a mortgage. What a f*ckin' pain to get one post-global financial meltdown.

[MarineOne]

I just did a trade with Will .... fantastic bunch of smokes in there.

Thank you, sir.


I'm really getting to enjoy this place, except we're lacking on entertainment. Any clue on when the next asshat is gonna show up?