TheRichLife, Santa is watching you

[TheRichLife]

Dear Santa,

One of your reindeer took a crap down my chimney today. Aren't those things house broken? Since apparently I have been quite the naughty boy, there's no point in holding this back any longer...

Love,
TheRichLife

[Secret Santa]

Shit, I just found out that the elves have gotten hold of my naughty list, and took it upon themselves to mail out some ...ahem...packages that were not really up to snuff

I tell ya, it wasn't me, someone must have signed on as me and sent that package to you

Don't worry, I have a very special package sitting right here waiting for the fermantation process to complete, should only have about 2 more days left before it ships.

Hope you like you stogies a little on the green side

SS

[Secret Santa]

Okay, I got the REAL package sent out today. After checking the list twice, I realized that you weren't all that bad, but I do have to warn you, you will need nose plugs to open this package...if you thought the last one was bad, you have another think coming.

tracking number
03082690000222006798

SS

[TheRichLife]

Thanks Santa!!!! I got your box of Christmas cheer today. I'm looking forward to enjoying a nice smoke and a drink from the North Pole.

Cheers,
TheRichLife

PS
I take back everything bad I said about you and Mrs Claus, but I'm still pissed at that reindeer.

[Secret Santa]

I am glad the package got there okay, I did forget to put a note in there, the bottle is homemade Kahlua(sp), you should let it sit for a few more days before popping the cork.

I don't blame you for the animosity towards the helpers, but, don't worry, they will get their coal the hard way....talk about taking your lumps

Enjoy the smokes.

SS