chugg you fat bastard
I think all of that was made up
you fucking douchebag
Illegal Haiku!

badwhale needs to find
a different beer to drink with
his awesome reviews
Illegal Haiku!

Hey Dr. Deuss
what the fuck was the point of
all that stupid shit?
Illegal Haiku!

buzz, while you are new
and your shit doesn't stink yet
we'll still find you out
Checking smell... oh yeah it stinks bad today...

-Buzz