heftysmokes

[Secret Santa]

Well now, I see it tis about time that Ol'Saint Nick listens to heftysmokes' cigar wish list for the year. So how about ye come on over, sit down, an prop up those feet an tell Ol'Saint Nick what it tis ye want. Lanceros, Torpedos, Maduros, Flavored, Full bodied, Black n Milds? What spirits and liberations tis ye into? Hmmm?

[heftysmokes]

Well, gee, lemme see... I like good beer in the order of browns, porters, and red ales. I like good red wine, preferably cabs, and I like good rums.
As far as cigars, I like coronas, robustos and lanceros in that order. Actually I like pretty much anything size wise although I rarely have time for a churchill or a fatty rg.
And tastes? Well I'm pretty wide open there...I know I'm not a big fan of most RP's but other than that I'm a willing smoker.

[heftysmokes]

Holy crap Santa...you knocked my stockings off!

Thanks so much for a fantastic gift!

A

[CoventryCat86]

Hey Hefty,

I sold an old Crock Pot of my mother's on eBay and the woman who bought it lives in Brockway, MT. I figured that was pretty close to you but I forget how things are very different out west than around here. In four hours, I can drive through five states in New England and you need more than that to get to Brockway.

Brockway is the quintessential middle of freakin' nowhere, isn't it? There's a town in nearby Petroleum County called Winnett that only has about 150 or so people and that's the largest town in the whole county, LMAO! I read somewhere it's referred to as a "functioning Ghost town."

[heftysmokes]

Bill, in Montana 4 hours is pretty close. I've never even heard of Brockway, but I dated a girl in college from Winnett. And as far as functioning ghost towns, there are a lot of them in MT. I grew up about 25 miles from Hathaway; there was one building that was a bar, restaurant, gas station, post office, and on Friday and Saturday nights was probably the most hillbilly titty bar in the world. It burned down a few years ago and the 7 residents moved away. Hathaway pretty much sums up why I love living in Montana!

[mail man]

Bill, in Montana 4 hours is pretty close. I've never even heard of Brockway, but I dated a girl in college from Winnett. And as far as functioning ghost towns, there are a lot of them in MT. I grew up about 25 miles from Hathaway; there was one building that was a bar, restaurant, gas station, post office, and on Friday and Saturday nights was probably the most hillbilly titty bar in the world. It burned down a few years ago and the 7 residents moved away. Hathaway pretty much sums up why I love living in Montana!

The Titty bar?????

[CoventryCat86]

Bill, in Montana 4 hours is pretty close. I've never even heard of Brockway, but I dated a girl in college from Winnett. And as far as functioning ghost towns, there are a lot of them in MT. I grew up about 25 miles from Hathaway; there was one building that was a bar, restaurant, gas station, post office, and on Friday and Saturday nights was probably the most hillbilly titty bar in the world. It burned down a few years ago and the 7 residents moved away. Hathaway pretty much sums up why I love living in Montana!

Hathaway? Holy momma, I can barely find anything on that place! I see that it's in Rosebud County which is just south of Garfield County, home of the Montana Freemen. Just west of Garfield County is Petroleum County which is the least populated county in all on Montana with only 400 or so people with about 120 of them in Winnett. I think Garfield County holds the Montana record for lowest population density at something like .2 people per square mile. Brockway is in McCone County which is directly east of Garfield County.

Yep Hefty, you're pretty much in the exactly middle of nowhere, LOL! I tell ya though, there are lots of people here in the northeast that are getting so fed up with taxes and talk about going to places like Montana, my brother and I were just talking about this yesterday. We have a tiny high school here where the per pupil cost is almost $20,000.00 per student and the taxes are killing us.

I told my brother to move to Brockway. He asked me about the Brockway school system, I told him they don't have one because the place is so small, they don't have any students, LMAO! His daughter likes hunting so I told him there's all the hunting a person could ever want out there on the prairie in eastern Montana.

[Secret Santa]

Holy crap Santa...you knocked my stockings off!

Thanks so much for a fantastic gift!

A

Huh?! What.....did I send the wrong package? Shit......I must have. With soo many it was bound to happen. I thought I gave you coal, guess I messed that up.

Kidding aside, it seems that some of the more rascalily elves decided to slip in something. Or so I'm informed. Anyways, enjoy the smokes and have a Happy Christmas!