I understand you're a rather big mofo, so no sitting on Santa's lap. Go stand over there in the corner a second...

Let's see here....wife knocked up....Naughty....check.

Ok, I have a grocery bag of coal for you. I'm done. Kinda ironic to get coal down there, don't you think? Ho Ho Ho!

Well, in case I have a change of heart (not likely) is there any extra special smoke you might like for Christmas? Also, I think it would be wise to tell Santa exactly what style of wine you and the misses like to partake in.

SS