Stick rotation?

[MarineOne]

You're doing it all wrong.

You need a pebble reactor to power the weiner rotator, and then a fire hydrant to provide the humidity.

[ggiese]

You're doing it all wrong.

You need a pebble reactor to power the weiner rotator, and then a fire hydrant to provide the humidity.

Oooohhh..... I hear what you're saying, Kris - but I'd be careful about recommending the fire hydrant humidification option. That does work in cerrtain applications, but the water pressure varies from location to location, and may always not be as consistent as it should be. Electricty has come a LONG way (hence the pebble reactor working well), but water distribution is not nearly as devloped.

I'd stick with pucks, if I were you. They're cheap and easy to use - and you can find them in virtually every sports venue, and most decent bars. The only catch being that woman will not find them in their washrooms...