Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5.
"Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant"
Keith
What's the difference between a golf ball and a car?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards!
Wild
On Tap -
- Red IPA
- Extreme Red
Secondary - Mesquite Bourbon Mead
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart
LOL!!! Truly an amazing thing a person can do with photoshop or other like programs. What a hoot!
Just another day at the office!
What do tigers and baby seals have in common?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
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