Cigar things that annoy you

[ggiese]

Hey all;

At the risk of bringing the wrath of the Cigar Board down on me..... Who is "Scotty"? I think I got here after the whole Scotty thing. While I know he has the Street Value of a Swisher Sweet around here, I really don't know why...... Can someone fill me in? Thanks everyone.

"El Jefe", as he likes to call himself, is the "master passer", "Flawless passer", and the ultimate source of all knowledge related to cigars (just ask him, he'll tell you). And he got it all by reading "The Idiot's Guide to Cigars" (I'm not making this up, you can go back and do the research - it's there).

In other words - he's a legend in his own mind....

A damn good thing he's not around here any more - he likes to run rigged contests, and when ALL of the participants bitch - he pulls a "Scotty" and says no one is getting anything.... (In other words he has a hissy-fit).

The guy is the Pariah of the cigar boards. I wish I could give you more background, but suffice it to say - he won't be posting on any decent cigar boards if a lot of people have anything to say about it (he just keeps making friends everywhere he goes)....

My advice - "DON'T BE A SCOTTY!!"

EDIT ADDED:

.. oh - and I forgot about "Carthago Delenda Est" - Scotty's "war cry". He was SO vain he THOUGHT he was going to destroy this and other boards just to get rid of those who would DARE to cross him.... Hmmmmm...

[MMAB]

for posting the links to the older Scroto threads.

I found them very informative and entertaining. I never truly realized how much of a hapless boob SFG was until now.

To Bill and George, you both are truly the bastions of this board.

Oh!....here's a great big hug for both of you!

[Baron Porthos]

for posting the links to the older Scroto threads.

I found them very informative and entertaining. I never truly realized how much of a hapless boob SFG was until now.

To Bill and George, you both are truly the bastions of this board.

Oh!....here's a great big hug for both of you!

"PENALTY STICK RULES NOW IN EFFECT."
Do I get the penalty cigars from CC

[cigar no baka]

for posting the links to the older Scroto threads.

I found them very informative and entertaining. I never truly realized how much of a hapless boob SFG was until now.

To Bill and George, you both are truly the bastions of this board.

Oh!....here's a great big hug for both of you!

As someone who ignorantly jumped into the debate over SFG75, I have to say that I recently checked out his posts on LTC, or the Island of Misfit Toys.....oh my, oh my what a revelation!