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  1. 07-02-2005, 01:15 PM #1
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    Good Job Stinky, You said what I was thinking!!!
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    wow,incredible first post,now tell us how u really feel
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    Quote Originally Posted by superman78
    wow,incredible first post,now tell us how u really feel
    Uh, I think he DID tell you how he really feels...........
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    uh yeah its hard to see sarcasm on the computer ,sorry cat
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    Welcome Stinky!. I like your sense of humor.
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    Welcome to the board Stinky! Good post!
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    and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud


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    Welcome, Stinky! Stick around - this oughta be good!!!
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    Sitting in my favorite shop, enjoying a smoke recently, a well dressed young professional was browsing the humidors, when one of the shop keepers asked if they could offer some assistance. He wasn't sure what he wanted, but said that "He couldn't smoke anything rated under 90" ! My, oh my, how that one sentence described this poor soul.

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    Bill,you have to just snicker quitely under your breath and let it slide. The origionator of this thread sfg75 is a poser also,the only thing is that he was a crappy cheap cigar poser LOL.. At least the poser in your shop tried to imitate class.


    At my local we alawys try to help anybody that want's our humble opinion and as a matter of fact a former NFL player frequents our shop and asks us about cigars all of the time. Heck we want to hear about the NFL but all he wants is cigar knowledge.
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    Scotty is really starting to piss me off.
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    Did you see how Scotty lied over on the Island claiming he was NOT banned/suspended from CW?

    Scotty is the lowest form of life to ever post on a cigar BB. At least gamehumper had something that resembled a personality while he bent you over. Scotty is the bottom of the barrel.
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    While enjoying a smoke with my cousin the other day, I realized that people constantly trying to flick the ash off of a cigar really annoys me. He would take 2-3 draws from it then try knocking the ash off while I had an inch and a half long ash on the end of my cigar.
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    I agree with Dmitri there. One of the few things that can really keep me from enjoying my cigar is an obsessive asher sitting next to me.
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    Cigars with bad caps.
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    Fidel Castro controlling the Cuban Cigar market! What a no good piece of shit. And I hear his son is just as bad, if not worse.
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    so about 3 weeks ago I had a little get together, and this girl was looking through my digital camera at the pics. Well when she got to the pics of the cigars in my humi, she was like "why do you have pictures of your phillie (philly, whichever) blunts" "why do you have so many philly blunts", that annoyed me at the time for some reason.
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    QuietC-- That sounds brutal...made me wince just thinking about it. She's already treading thin ice by digging through your digital camera, and then goes on to insult your stogies. Disgraceful.
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    One Word: MOLD
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    The price of good cigars.
    Paranoid anti-smoking laws.
    People who go on detox and tell EVERYBODY about it (ok not really related to cigars but I hate them)
    A dissapointing cigar when you've been looking forward to a particular smoke for ages
    Dirt cheap cigars which smell of shit
    People who say "cigars stink" as a bold, general statement probably having ever only smelt dirt cheap cigars which smell of shit.
    People who say "smoking is bad for you" whenever you're trying to enjoy a relaxing smoke and then hold their noses up whilst giving you evil looks throughout your smoke even though you've been careful to go outside on a beach in the middle of nowhere. These guys WILL find you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonsey5484
    Fidel Castro controlling the Cuban Cigar market! What a no good piece of shit. And I hear his son is just as bad, if not worse.
    You're just bitter that you are unable to get them.

    For me also the fact that a monte #2 costs £12+ in the UK, and the fact that you need too much patience to age them properly.
    I thought it was a tampon joke!
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