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    Do you think I need to go on a diet?

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    I see you're already on a great diet plan - Monte #2 and a glass of Tequila Blanco. Nothing could be better!!!

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    Just remember, you smoke in moderation...one cigar at a time. Same thing with drinking. You should be good to go after that.

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    Nah... you're fine. But get a haircut!

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    Looks like you're already on a booze and fruit diet...what the F is up with that "martini" fruit cluster?!



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    Quote Originally Posted by LawDog2006 View Post
    what the F is up with that "martini" fruit cluster?!
    Yeah - and with a straw in it, no less...

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    Yeah: stick w/nick-o-tine, caff-aye-ine, and alco-hy-giene and you'll be fine. Just keep those carbs low!

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    No, but you should consider picking up some sunscreen!
    "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something" - Plato

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    You should cut back on the limes. They're high in carbs.

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    Do you need to go on a diet?.... Not anymore needed than I need too. LOL
    Just another day at the office!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawDog2006 View Post
    Looks like you're already on a booze and fruit diet...what the F is up with that "martini" fruit cluster?!
    That picture was taken at the Iberostar Lindo resort. That was the bartenders way of giving me extra limes for my tequila
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    Quote Originally Posted by SirPuffsAlot View Post
    No, but you should consider picking up some sunscreen!
    I was in Mexico when the pictue was taken, Sunscreen does little for my Irish skin.
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
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    Looks like you were having a blast in Mexico!
    Btw, I gained about 40 fuckin' pounds since my back surgery due to activity shortage. =)
    Physical therapy is kickin my butt nowadays.
    Now I need to go on a diet because the ONLY place I gain weight is in my stomach. I look like I am pregnant
    or something. (there is a mental image for you) I don't know if these "diets" do any damn good anyways. What about n the old days when the had no clue what calories were in what? Makes me wonder.
    Eat, drink, Smoke and be merry! (Not necessarily in that order)
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