...I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

...if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask them if they meant you or them.

...the highest paying job in town is jury duty.

...I saw a polygamist with only one wife

...wives are now having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.

...a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

...movie stars are now adopting children from America.

...7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure

...Angelina Jolie was forced to adopt a highway instead of a child.