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    Default Girlfriend says...*graphic post*

    Anal sex is illegal in Texas... I laughed Then my other buddy agreed with her. I laughed some more So, what's the scoop? Anyone know? Or is this a stupid urban legend???
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    It was true until a few years ago when the Supreme Court declared it unconstitutional. It was rarely, rarely enforced.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka
    It was true until a few years ago when the Supreme Court declared it unconstitutional. It was rarely, rarely enforced.
    did that apply to male-female partners?

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    as far as I remember, it applied to anyone...gender did not matter.

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    *whew* Was more scared posting this would make me look stupid then I was of being wrong
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    And I knew someone would know for sure, half the damn board is from Texas and Tennessee
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    It was supposed to apply to anal sex regardless of whom was involved (male on female or male on male) but was pretty obviously intended to apply to homosexuals. Still it was very rarely and selectively enforced so obviously the Supreme Court thought WTF and killed it.
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    NYS Law.......

    Section 130.38 Consensual sodomy

    A person is guilty of consensual sodomy when he engages in deviate sexual intercourse with another person.

    Consensual sodomy is a class B misdemeanor.

    "Deviate sexual intercourse" means sexual conduct between persons not married to each other consisting of contact between the penis and the anus, the mouth and penis, or the mouth and the vulva.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roham
    Anal sex is illegal in Texas... I laughed Then my other buddy agreed with her. I laughed some more So, what's the scoop? Anyone know? Or is this a stupid urban legend???
    So i guess she turned you down eh?

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    No she didn't. I just had to convince her it's not illegal!! jk
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    I know a cop in Texas...Goes by the name of Dirty Sanchez. If he finds you doing this he will bust your butt.

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    Here in GA it is (was) illegal to preform sex acts in any position other than "missionary", and oral and anal was banned as well, married or not. Not sure if these laws still exist but I did look them up a few years back when the debate arose amongst some friends and I. Was quite funny to learn that most everything except the "ol' fashioned" way of doing things was illegal... even funnier was thinking of ways they could enforce it...
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    How in the hell would they enforce such laws? Do they set up a task force to sweep the neighborhood at 1 in the morning kicking in doors with flashlights.

    Officer: " . . . POLICE! We have a Warrant! . . . "get your dick out of her (or his) ass, step back and lay face down on the floor!"

    Poor Guy: " . . . What the hell did I do?"

    Officer: " . . . I said lay face down . . . Oh well OK . . . you can lay on your back for a minute."

    Stupid Bible Belt laws.
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