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  1. 07-06-2005, 09:36 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roham
    Anal sex is illegal in Texas... I laughed Then my other buddy agreed with her. I laughed some more So, what's the scoop? Anyone know? Or is this a stupid urban legend???
    So i guess she turned you down eh?

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    No she didn't. I just had to convince her it's not illegal!! jk
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    I know a cop in Texas...Goes by the name of Dirty Sanchez. If he finds you doing this he will bust your butt.
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    Here in GA it is (was) illegal to preform sex acts in any position other than "missionary", and oral and anal was banned as well, married or not. Not sure if these laws still exist but I did look them up a few years back when the debate arose amongst some friends and I. Was quite funny to learn that most everything except the "ol' fashioned" way of doing things was illegal... even funnier was thinking of ways they could enforce it...
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    How in the hell would they enforce such laws? Do they set up a task force to sweep the neighborhood at 1 in the morning kicking in doors with flashlights.

    Officer: " . . . POLICE! We have a Warrant! . . . "get your dick out of her (or his) ass, step back and lay face down on the floor!"

    Poor Guy: " . . . What the hell did I do?"

    Officer: " . . . I said lay face down . . . Oh well OK . . . you can lay on your back for a minute."

    Stupid Bible Belt laws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaewing
    Stupid Bible Belt laws.
    Hit the nail on the head there...
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    Ok, this thread is completely useless on a cigar board, but damn it's funny!

    But I will say, this certainly is the best crowd in which to ask such a question. Bunch of goddamn deviants here!

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