Ok, A few friends and myself went out last night. I honestly can't remember a lot of what happened. I wake up this morning and put on the shorts I wore last night. I feel something kind of funny in my pockets. I reach in and pull out a friggin' fork and spoon! wtf? I honestly have no clue where the hell they came from. I remember running into this girls mom too. My roommate has um.....had "relations" with the daughter. So we run into the mom, and I am out of it, and apparently in mid conversation I go, "hey, Mike(my roommate) f***ed your daughter. It was hilarious. Anyways, just thought I would tell you guys about it.
-Mike