Houston Astros!!!

[grand cru no 2]

I LOVED John Rocker, he was great. Too bad the media blew what he said out of porportion. He was on Hannity and Colmes the other night. He finally retired, he owns a computer company and a few real estate ventures. Me and my grandfather loved watching him pitch. We called him the chicken man because he was so jerky and what not. Anyways....
-Mike

"Anyways" is right! This is an Astros thread damnit! Take your "John Rocker pity party" somewhere else! Yes you too Bill! You "ego-maniacal" bastid!

This thread will not be hijacked you sons o' bitches!


I don't care if Bill did start this thread! Furthermore, I don't care if he is an FOG! "All the FOGs want is for newbies to kiss their ass! I ain't kissing noones ass!"








































































Sorry Bill, I just couldn't resist re-enacting some scenes from our Drama Club performances yesterday.

[CoventryCat86]

Oh YEAH?? Well ^%(*^)(*^)(*^(*^(*&^(*^(*%$&(*&(*& you no good *&^*^%*^*&^)(&)(*)^)&&*&_*& prick!!!

It's MY gat damg thread and if I wanna talk about John Rocker I will goddammit^*&^&^()(*&(*)&%%^#%^%#*%*&(&( (piss and moan, swear, curse, yell, scream, lose my mind).

Where are indybob and KevinOWhacter when we need them?

Hey Ray, I just signed up for the MLB package through my cable company When the Mets were playing in Houston last weekend, the games were on television here because of the local coverage thing. I go so spoiled being able to watch my Astros, I said "I GOTTA see more!!!" so I called my cable company and they charged me $119.00 for the last half of the season. This way I can see every game every night. The only problem is though that whoever the HOME team is is who you get for commentators. Watching the game last night on Fox Arizona with those jerkoff Arizona commentators was way too hard to take I was laughing my ASS off when Bruntlett caught that deep fly to right to end the game. You shoulda heard those jerks "OOOOOOO, that's at LEAST a double and will score a run!!!!!!!!" I'm sure their dicks were getting all big and hard then "Oh gee, I dunno HOW he got to that one. Oh and they doulbed up the base runner, aw double play BUT our starter pitched a heck of a game, huh?"

LMFAO I was almost in tears I was laughing so hard!!!

MAN amd I going to love this MLB deal!!!!

[grand cru no 2]

Oh YEAH?? Well ^%(*^)(*^)(*^(*^(*&^(*^(*%$&(*&(*& you no good *&^*^%*^*&^)(&)(*)^)&&*&_*& prick!!!

It's MY gat damg thread and if I wanna talk about John Rocker I will goddammit^*&^&^()(*&(*)&%%^#%^%#*%*&(&( (piss and moan, swear, curse, yell, scream, lose my mind).

Where are indybob and KevinOWhacter when we need them?

Hey Ray, I just signed up for the MLB package through my cable company When the Mets were playing in Houston last weekend, the games were on television here because of the local coverage thing. I go so spoiled being able to watch my Astros, I said "I GOTTA see more!!!" so I called my cable company and they charged me $119.00 for the last half of the season. This way I can see every game every night. The only problem is though that whoever the HOME team is is who you get for commentators. Watching the game last night on Fox Arizona with those jerkoff Arizona commentators was way too hard to take I was laughing my ASS off when Bruntlett caught that deep fly to right to end the game. You shoulda heard those jerks "OOOOOOO, that's at LEAST a double and will score a run!!!!!!!!" I'm sure their dicks were getting all big and hard then "Oh gee, I dunno HOW he got to that one. Oh and they doulbed up the base runner, aw double play BUT our starter pitched a heck of a game, huh?"

LMFAO I was almost in tears I was laughing so hard!!!

MAN amd I going to love this MLB deal!!!!

Bill, do you have broadband internet? Being here in San Antonio, I only get the games when Fox Sports Southwest shows them, so I signed up for MLB Gameday Audio so I can listen to them all and I get to pick which commentators I hear ($7.95). MLB.TV also allows you to watch all the games ($49.95 for the season).

I bet it was friggin' hilarious hearing those Arizona commentators.

[CoventryCat86]

Yes, I have broadband internet and I saw the deal offered by MLB but I think the quality of the picture is better on television.

I'm listening to these friggin Diamondback commentators AGAIN tonight and they're grasping at straws as usual. It really is kinda funny to watch So far so good, Astacio has settled down and the Astros are up 1-0 after two

[BigMacFU]

go Cubs!!! Go Cubs!!! Go Cubs!!!

[superman78]

go Cubs!!! Go Cubs!!! Go Cubs!!!

Where they going to the golf course in october?

[BigMacFU]

At least the Cubs have made it past the NLCS before, may have been a while, but at least they've done it, besides, they'll at least prevent the Astros from making it to the playoffs. 'Stros are going