Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
snip........I can kind of relate to both you and ashauler. I guess what I don't understand is why I have to wash the car so many times. I mean, it's pollen season, for crying out loud. We also wash cars before and after driving vacations.
Here's how I feel about washing cars:

There in my driveway sits
a damn dirty car
I noticed it Saturday
While smokin' a 'gar

I saw a big bucket
a rag and the hose
I considered them all while
blowing smoke from my nose

The bucket was empty
the hose nicely coiled
Is my smoking experience
about to be foiled

No way my good friend
this moment won't be wasted
This stick is one of the best
that I've tasted

I'll enjoy my smoke and
this feeling will pass and
That damn dirty car
can just kiss my fat a##

It'll be there tomorrow or
even the next day
But I'm not gonna
throw this cigar away