A cigar so good... (not for the faint-hearted)

[Paddy]

Wow, A shitbird took a shit in his own pants. How old are you 10 ?

[Shelby07]

Geez... I stopped by for that???

Hey w00ps... Next time you have the urge, I'd suggest you use the cigar in hand as a butt-plug. Sticking the hot end up first will usually produce the desired effect. Just be sure to remove the little rodents first. We don't condone animal cruelty here.

[w00ps]

Relax guys..it's a joke. That's why it's in the humor section. Nobody's shoving lit cigars anywhere.

[ashauler]

Relax guys..it's a joke. That's why it's in the humor section. Nobody's shoving lit cigars anywhere.

Doesn't look like many are laughing with you. Perhaps you should take some time and read the board to get a feel for the place before you post much more.

Or, you can continue to post distasteful and irrelevant content and be only a distant memory in the near future.

[BigMacFU]

I'll be honest, I laughed. But I wouldn't trust my opinion too much on this kind of humor: iToot is my favorite iphone app.